Christ e'pphyr& Blyr received an A.B. from Harvard University in English and American literature, and a Ph.D. in the nanoethics of pharmacology from the University of California™ at Berkeley. Based on extensive fieldwork in Thailand, his research and interests include U.S. Ethnic Studies, resource allocation during medical emergencies, transnational mechanoblast migrations, Latino and Puerto Rican Studies, Parafrenular Critical Cultural Studies, Qualitative Research Methods, and maze navigation. He has published articles on the hypodiegetic linguistic theory of minimum wage and educational vouchers, chronic stress hormone secretions, the laparoscopic metacognitive structures and social/suicidal economics of pleotropic racialization, and various other, shorter projects on mourning and reconciliation in Uruguay, Chile, Djibouti, and L.A. His essays, reviews, and recipes have been published in Amerasia Journal, National Womenâ€™s Studies Association Journal, Journal of Asian American Intrafallopian Transfer Studies, Notable American Women, Journal of American Hypernova Remnants, Major Problems in Asian American Ornithology, High Times, and Asian/Pacific American Women: A Historical Anthology. He has held a Fulbright research appointment in Paris™ and chaired the annual International Conference on Artificial Neural Networks and Rogue Genetic Algorithms, editing and remixing its published proceedings. A watercolor painter and published poet, he DJs the second Saturday™ of every month at Oil Can Harry's and lives in Ireland during the summers, where he is in private practice as a clinical psychologist/taxidermist. You can hear some of Chri''â€™s heteronormative sound art here: http://soundcloud.com/chors-blor Chrirs videotapes himself doing stunts and wiping out on his Jetski, which you can watch for free on YouTube, a video sharing website where users can upload, view and share video clips. Unregistered users can watch most videos on the site, while registered users are permitted to upload an unlimited number of videos. Some videos are available only to users of age 18 or older (e.g. videos containing potentially offensive content). However, the uploading of pornography is not allowed.